"O ba ma Gawd, it's Obama

Obama is the new president of the United States of America. Can you believe that? It was only a few years back, Bush wanted to get rid of Obama's family in Afganistan. Obama's cousin, Osama even had to give up throne and relinquish power because this man named Bush, bushwhacked him to seize power in Afganistan. But if Bush thought Osama would give up that easy, he had 'nother think...er..thought..ah..whatever coming.

Osama Bin Laden always had a plan. Plan 'B' to be precise. He knew he couldn't conquer America by force, but only through political will. And Bush did not believe in beating about the bush, with his statements such as Osama is the curse of the world and had to be wiped out. But Osama had always someone to bank on in America, his very own cousin, Obama. Obama was being trained in India, by Osama to take over America and Bush thought he was sitting pretty.

America has always had a history of racial discrimination. I remember Mohammed Ali [ former heavy weight boxing champion of the world] telling me this story about how it was after he won the Olympic title. Ali dropped in at this restaurant where they wouldn't entertain any blacks. He thought he being the world champ would make some difference to these white morons, especially to this waiter who declared " We don't serve niggers" and Ali said " I don't eat them either".

It was partly due this alienation from the main race, that Obama had come down to settle down in India, in Chennai, to be precise. He was my classmate and best friend in school and that is how I know the inside story. Obama was a short thickset boy then and we used to call him "katta" Obama in school. And we were inseperable. In the early eighties, his father set up a transport service called 'Katta Obaman' transport service, which was later taken over by the Tamil Nadu Govt. He also was the leading man and hero in the famous tamil movie, Veera Pandi Katta Obaman.

Obama jumped into political fray at a very early age. He joined up with DMK who were very much against the aryan race and Klu Klax Klan. He was very good at studies and after school, he went to Harvard and I, wayward. We would always keep in touch though.

The rest is history.

Obama had phoned yesterday to say that the White House will not be called thus after he was sworn in. He has decided to call it 'Black House'. A lot of "white mischief" had taken place in the office and he says it was time to cover up all the previous operations with a "black label".

It is very good news for Indian wives that Obama has taken up the charge d' affairs of american parliament. His immediate plans to stop outsourcing of work would mean that those engaged in software development would be hard pressed for any development, which will lead to more men reaching home very early in the evening and spending more time with the family. Also their flaccid and software approach to their soft, weary wives would be little more hardware-developement-oriented in nature, leading to more placid state of affairs at home. With less money flowing in, there will be less demand for a lot of things in the market, leading to crashing of prices of all essential commodities such as luxury cars, land, gold and to a great extent, even vegetables.

Now that I have inhouse information on every policy matters, I shall keep you posted
of every little development the american govt makes.

All I can say now is , "O BA MA GAWD, OBAMA IS GREAT"